precumming:

dietbeates:

precumming:

What should I get my mom for her bday?

a condom. maybe she won’t mess up next time.

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6 days ago 42,053 notes

i never thought i would read a sentence like this

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6 days ago 253,380 notes

kernalmustache:

unamusedsloth:

Unnecessary Explosions.

These explosions were completely necessary

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1 week ago 161,050 notes

serfborts:

when you’re one of the skinny bitches in the club and Anaconda comes on but you don’t give a fuck

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1 week ago 18,266 notes

behind-a-wall-of-illusion:

sproutingflower:

female actors getting pissed off at sexist interview questions is my new favourite thing

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tina and amy’s faces omg

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and cate blanchett calling out the cameraman on the full body pan 

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loveee

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scarlett is so tired of this shit

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reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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1 week ago 568,797 notes

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

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poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

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kaesworld:

The realist shit ever

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theyellowbrickroad:

the worst way for friendships to end is for literally nothing to go wrong, you just stop talking. they stop messaging you to see how youre doing and you get sick of being the first one to initiate conversation so you just let the friendship go and wonder how that person is doing and never hear from them again

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l4dyboner:

lidy1:

Monami Frost and her husband

i love them

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